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Talking to a group of primary school teachers about geology, and how to introduce it to the young. The inevitable discussion on dinosaurs...all kids are fascinated about dinosaurs.So I asked the teachers, if so many kids were interested in dinosaurs, why wouldn't be there more geologists...The answer...most kids grow up!
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Mom and Dad Volcano:
What did the dad volcano say to the mom volcano?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lava-ly day!
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)
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Have a nice day!
2 comments:
ha ha my kids would definitely love these jokes!
tapi not the 'plant eater' joke. rasa2nya mesti tak faham.. heh heh
but who knows.. never under estimate your children, kan?
p/s dah baca a child called It? I wanted to read that one. Tapi tak sure mana nak cari.
kat mana beli? nanti balik mesia boleh I pegi beli.
as a ge0l0gist, i regard them as lava-ly jokes! hehe
I finished reading A child called It sometimes on march, bought from Kino KLCC, they had discounts on all child abuse related topics. Also bought Please daddy, No. Both are good. Now, looking for sequel: The Lost Boy and A-Man-called-Dave?-something?.
baca jgn tak baca:-)
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